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Married w/ 2 great daughters. I do construction testing and inspection, mainly runways and roadways. I root for 2 colleges, University of Memphis, and Notre Dame. I like the Cincy Reds and the Tennessee Titans. Favorite beer is Guinness, followed by anything by Schlafly.

May 18, 2006

From that Weird Chick

30 Sports Things To Do Before You Turn 30(I've done the bold ones... Probably all I will get to do/see in the next month and a half)
1. See the Kentucky Derby.
2. Catch a foul ball.
3. Hole a shot from the fairway.
4. Attend a NASCAR event - You just need to, trust me.
5. Attend a draft - Preferably the NBA or NFL (the other two major sports aren't nearly as entertaining, and if you attend the WNBA draft, don't tell anyone. Ever).
6. Hit the trifecta.
7. Win a title. In anything. It doesn't matter what.(Soccer: It was rec league but I don't care I was a champion once.)
8-10. Witness three championships in person. However you want to break that down.
11. Bowl above a 200 (in one game).
12. Compete in a triathlon. Marathons take way too much training, and 5K's are too easy. But entering one of the many mini-triathlons that take place over the course of a year is the perfect combination of achievement-without-having-to-completely-alter-your-lifestyle. A reasonably healthy person can, with some basic training, finish a quarter-mile swim, 10-mile bike ride, and 5k run without collapsing at the end like the guy in the Gatorade commercial.
13-15. Witness late game heroics. These are impossible to plan for, so you just have to see enough games to cover your bases here (no pun intended). Put a buzzer-beater in basketball, last-second FG or touchdown in football, and a walk-off home run at the top of your list. A sudden-death goal in hockey is also acceptable.
16. Other baseball abnormalities. Again, nothing you can prepare for, but catching a no-hitter, an unassisted triple play, or a player hitting for the cycle are all worthy feats to aspire to see with your own two eyes.(Does seeing a minor league pitcher hit 3 home runs count?Steve Avery Richmond Braves)
17. Beat Mike Tyson. Not literally, but in video game form.
18. Shoot par at Frisbee golf.
19. Win an NCAA Tournament pool.
20. Correctly predict the Final Four.
21. Win a fantasy league(Twice).
22. Win a Texas Hold 'Em Tournament.
23. Become the best of everyone you know at something.
24. Score a hat trick.
25. See one of the great rivalries in person. Eagles-Cowboys in the NFL, Montreal-Boston in the NHL, Cardinals-Cubs in baseball (trust me, it's more interesting than Yankees-Red Sox), or Duke-UNC in college hoops are some of your standard fare.
26. Gamble on sports in Vegas.
27. See a World Cup, or World Cup Qualifier.
28. Visit the various Halls of Fame. If you make it to the Baseball HOF in Cooperstown, NY, I recommend checking out the Broadcaster's Wing. Everyone inducted has a nice picture of themselves in coat and tie, looking professional, except for Harry Caray, who is pictured shirtless and in mid-yell. I kid you not.
29. Spend a weekend celebrating the holiday of college football.
30. See a fight. Take this to mean anything you want. Boxing is probably the easiest to plan for, but if your luck is good, try to catch a bench-clearing brawl in baseball or basketball. Hockey fights can be great too, but they happen too frequently to qualify here. Bonus points if the fight takes place in a rec league or (even better) charity softball game.(Double Points: A pick up football game, I was involved. Also I have seen much blood spilled on the ice of minor league hockey games.)

6 Comments:

Blogger Jonathan said...

The Eagles and the Cowboys is not a classic rivalry. The Cowboys/Redskins, Steelers/Browns,Raiders/Chiefs, Packers/Bears, Eagles/Giants, and so forth.

Thursday, May 18, 2006 5:58:00 PM  
Blogger TNIRISHFAN said...

Take it up with the weird chick man. I saw pittsburgh vs. oilers/titans which was pretty big rivalry as far as I was concerned.

Thursday, May 18, 2006 6:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't follow the NFL, but I remember being in Charleston last year and seeing a guy in an Eagles jersey and his girlfriend/wife/date/whatever had a "Dallas Blows" shirt on.

Friday, May 19, 2006 7:06:00 AM  
Blogger Nicole said...

Dude, I am NOT the weird chick.
Also, all I did was post somthing I found online. Don't blame me. Blame the crappy Chicagoans.

As I explained to Wes, it's Chicago, they don't have much going on there. Notice there's no college football listed, which are probably the biggest rivalries there are. But there's not really any college football in Chicago (Northwestern DOES NOT count) so this is the best they could come up with.

That's a good point that they didn't mention Packers/Bears though. Of course, that's been pretty one-sided for awhile, so maybe it's not so good of a rivalry anymore?

Friday, May 19, 2006 8:27:00 AM  
Blogger TNIRISHFAN said...

The pickup football game fight I was involved in was 11v11 tackle, no pads, 100 yard field.... and we were all part of a christian college group.

Nicole, click on the weird chick link and see where it takes you. EXACTLY.

Friday, May 19, 2006 12:21:00 PM  
Blogger Nicole said...

You are SO MEAN!

Monday, May 22, 2006 6:27:00 AM  

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